No fun allowed

Long time I have not done this,
my one and only blogreader might be pissed.
21 century and internet has passed me by,
I have to kill few people to get online.
Talk about killing, I'll bet,
there's some people, who wish my death.
This year I was such a fool,
I help to write the yearbook at school.
You're nice and you're fun,
but that bitch is so DUMB
and so fat!
...maybe that bitch didn't like that?

All is good, all is OK,
cos soon it's Saturday, jey.
I'm working tomorrow, no surprise:
I'll sell my body with the lowest price.

So no fun allowed,
until evening, when I meet my crowd.

Same player shoots again

Today I'm happier than a bird with French fry
because it's not a ordinary Tuesday.
Today I'm not scared of clowns, today I enjoy them
Especially one goofy doofy gentleman.

WHY? WHY? WHY?
I have to write in rhyme?

This might pay off

Everything is rather splendid,
with today the week has ended.
But for me this holiday is short.
I got no money, so I have to work.
Serve clients some cheese and wine.
for a little tip, I'll smile all the time.

Don't know yet what to do with my earned money,
maybe I'll fly to Africa with my honey bunny.
Until it happens we'll chill and chew some gum
and have a blast with that marvellous web cam!

These are the REAL winners

Today there was a one talent show,
and I was part of it, oh no!
Went up there and did my thing,
the main goal was to sing, sing, sing.
I did not win, I cried a lot.
Please, please I need one pistol shot!
Well, I'm being a bit ironic
I did it just for gin and tonic.
But most of all: doing it was fun,
so I really needn't to buy a gun.
Only shot I need is in a glass.
Today...I KICKED SOME ASS!

što? vsjo harašo

Mis on mu origins, ja mis on mu direction? Vabandust, mul on peas osakond, mis tahab kõike teada. Ta on kuskil pealae läheduses ning ta on üsna tüütu. Ta on kõigil meil, aga õnneks ainult vähestel ta funktsioneerib.So I am blessed.

Live to eat or eat to live

Nägin unes kuidas ma Statas kabanossi järasin. Tegelikult on küll suur tõenäosus, et tegu oli hoopis hotdogi või millegi sellisega, aga sõna kabanoss on lihtsalt pöörfi. Nonsense on OK.

Täits. vit. put. tür. kak.! Koolilõpp on ka nii v***n kaugel. Lihtsalt veel üks aasta istuda, väga nagu noh enam ei viitsi või nii. Tahaks hoopis minna ära. Kuskil maailmas on kindlasti paremaid kohti minu ideede jaoks. Läheks ja müüks Zimbawes neegritele solaariumiteenust, (Yeees, I CAN!). Väga väga väga rebellid mõtted tulevad peale. Tul. rut kool. lõp. ma. tah. är.!

(l.v. I'm going to miss you)

Something from everyday life

Hoiatus! Tsirkusest on põgenenud kaks artisti (üleval oleval pildil). Kui olete neid näinud või omate informatsiooni nende kohta, siis palun andke sellest kiirelt teada, sest isikud on relvastatud ja äärmiselt ohtlikud. Nad omavad kõige ohtlikumat relva ning selleks on labased naljad (!). Kui te tahate, et teie laps öösiti rahulikult magada saab, siis andke meile nendest lohhidest kohe teada. Helistada 123-ker-nah-mul-poh-456.

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