It's about time!

Buum-tšiki-boom-boom! Tänase päeva võib ajalooraamatusse talletada päevana, mil ma võtsin kodus maha viimased jõulukaunistused. ÄRA TEGIN, jei!

Friday party

21 century and internet has passed me by,
I had to kill few people to get online.

Nii, nii ma olen selle bloginduse nii unarusse jätnud. MY BAD, MY BAD! Kevad on tulnud ning kõik oma vabaaja veedan ma õues aasal keksides...LIAR LIAR! No tegelikult on lihtsalt igasugused vihvi omanikud oma kuldaväärt Interneti lukku pannud, et minusugused rotid seda varastada ei saaks. Vabal ajal on solitare mu parim sõber. Aga ikkagi kunagi loodan need paroolid lahti häkkida: olenlukus123, sexsex666, P2r1sl0llpar00l (I'm working on it)

Aga muidu kõik see kevade värk on täitsa tore, aga aasal ikka ei keksiks. Ei ole aega, ei ole aega, aga tore on sünnipäeva oodata. Tore on valges ärgata. Tore, et igasugune malts tärkama hakkab. JA ma pean silmas neid paljalt ringijooksvaid kevadkuulutajaid, kes kannavad Terranova uut kevadmoodi.

extreme boredom

Ma olen näljane.
Ma olen väga näljane.
Ma olen erakordselt näljane.
No food, no fun.

Happy B-day my lovely Bitch

My friend yesterday became eighteen
and she got a surprise party sponsored by lauaviin.
Well, that we had planned for a while,
and it all took a lot of nerves and time.
But no, no it was soooo worth it
when we yelled "Surprise!" and knocked her off her feet.
She had like no fucking idea,
she was the happiest than she's ever been!
Love ya, my dear Kätliin!

No fun allowed

Long time I have not done this,
my one and only blogreader might be pissed.
21 century and internet has passed me by,
I have to kill few people to get online.
Talk about killing, I'll bet,
there's some people, who wish my death.
This year I was such a fool,
I help to write the yearbook at school.
You're nice and you're fun,
but that bitch is so DUMB
and so fat!
...maybe that bitch didn't like that?

All is good, all is OK,
cos soon it's Saturday, jey.
I'm working tomorrow, no surprise:
I'll sell my body with the lowest price.

So no fun allowed,
until evening, when I meet my crowd.

Same player shoots again

Today I'm happier than a bird with French fry
because it's not a ordinary Tuesday.
Today I'm not scared of clowns, today I enjoy them
Especially one goofy doofy gentleman.

WHY? WHY? WHY?
I have to write in rhyme?

This might pay off

Everything is rather splendid,
with today the week has ended.
But for me this holiday is short.
I got no money, so I have to work.
Serve clients some cheese and wine.
for a little tip, I'll smile all the time.

Don't know yet what to do with my earned money,
maybe I'll fly to Africa with my honey bunny.
Until it happens we'll chill and chew some gum
and have a blast with that marvellous web cam!