Let's go get lost

21 universal lies.




1. I know where I am at the moment:


2.He is just a friend:

3.This is another NORMAL mushroom:

4.I won't start drinking before noon:

5.I'm normal:

6.He lost your number:

7.She is as high as those other supermodels:

8.I'm ok and lovely. I can drive:

9. Grass is greener on the other side:

10. I'm not drunk:

11.This car won't brake down before the next corner:

12. Blur makes it all so much better:

13.We'll start a diet tomorrow:

14. I'm not cheating. I'm networking:

15. Men like fast cars, beer and macho stuff:

16. This is enough for 100 people:

17. She is not afraid of heights and she won't fall down:

18. There is noon somewhere in the world:

19. We'll stay only for one night:

20. He's the fastest gun in Texas:

21. I'm absolutely capable of saying what day it is:

who are you kidding?

Peace. Love. Ice cream

Now panic and freak out.
It's called "girlfriend shout".

Today we went to school.
Found out that we are real fools:

Stop. Stand. Pose.
Try to walk on tippy toes.

Felt like 5 again.
Quickly to McDonald's drive in!:

I say "Naine!"
Let's make pictures with self-timer:

This I didn't see,
the hand was crabbing me:

My mission: "Make friend happy
when she is feeling crappy"

She is there and here.
The more the merrier:

jawdropper.jpg:

Drugs and hot weather DON'T match.

It takes two to tango

Life is happening right now:

Come to the dark side, we have cookies:

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Are you happy? YES! So keep doing whatever you're doing:

Tallinn, he kisses me windy:

Gravity released me and will not hold me down
Now my feet will never touch the ground:

HOORAY for crack!:

Where the wild things are:

Be open-minded whatever comes next. Face down. Ass up:

fun fun fun.

From all the things I have lost
I think I miss my mind the most.

My head? check! :

I love when you're moody, but I never tell you that:

These legs are made for walking:

I danced well, but walked badly:

Who do you find foxy?

He eats beats:

Dear R. I put it in the simplest of terms: you are really beautiful. You really are!:

Ass down, face up!:

I’m having a pretty time with you Mr Shower Power:

I love all the fancy things
and all the attention that it brings:

okou, I'm going down...:

...and I'm down:

Walking around the zoo:

All those stupid little cigarettes and some wine.
It’s what we needed to have a good time:

my birthday is coming up. SOON SOON SOON

Piece of art

I like my new computer, my scanner works just fine,
my calculator is perfect, but Lord, I miss great minds!

pieces of past. love-love

Yesterday

My Childhood: period of time between birth and first arrest on a drug.

It was year 1994 and mullet was very that day:

"Where do babies come from?" - "When a mommy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much...":

We got food, we have zero percent adult supervision...Welcome to Camp Naughty Bad Fun!

The ultimate granny tip: "Real woman is always with red lips":

I ate a watermelon and swallowed the seeds. Suddenly there was a watermelon growing in my tummy :

Wanted for murder! The Pink Umbrella Bandit:

Don't resist me, Mama. It's boogie time:

Wondering about how the hell gets jam into sweets?:

Put your hands up if you're the one who burned down the house:

Too much. Too High. You smoke. You fly:

Get a bicycle. You will not regret it:

happily ever after is so once upon a time.
Wilma Kristel Circus.