a day in Maidstone

Yesterday I made my presence here official and managed to get a job interview (don't put your cards on it). The lady freaked out when she saw my ID card but then later said "Oy, it really has all the information I need". British people would have serious problems with e-kool, digiretsept and everything else that doesn't come with paper mail. Last but not least I had another chance to explain where Estonia is. Yet still, I don't understand how is that possible: UK and Estonia are situated on the same continent. Hopefully they won't end up like Americans: Europe is one country and they speak French there. Upgrade yourself constantly, pretty please.

Every great adventure starts with a museum. These buttons make my heart go boom-boom:

"I am fragile. Do not touch" If they only had the same sign 65 million years ago.

I wish I was six again and my only problem would be what dress to wear:

Remember the era when Jannsen and Koidula were singing in Estonia and Victoria ruled the Great Britain?:

19th century must-haves:

A Great booty showed high class:

This is the secret behind a great booty:

"Oh, what are you drinking" - "Chanel No.5, sweetie"

Time passes but Chanel No.5 stays:

Never have women been pleased with their natural beauty:

Found this Make-youself-a-teddy-store. 1. choose a teddy's body, 2.record a sound that it makes when pushed, 3.put a tube in it and stuff it up (stuffing is right behind me):

One whiff of a cocoa bean and your feet will never touch the ground:

McDreamy in action:

We went to listen Fred Clark who is one of the warmest and sincerest person I have ever met. Especially I like the fact that his full name is Frederick, which makes me want to speak Swedish: han var så söt! I miss Sweden! Anyhow he is also on music technology course like mister K:

Listen with your hEARt http://www.myspace.com/frederickclark/music :

Sorry about the poor picture quality, my damage is that I can't handle red and blue light all together :

There were other performers besides Mister Clark.

This bassist is the happiest kitten in the world and he loves being photographed:

The real life iTunes:

He's considering to make a stop with electronic music:

Our first CD in our UK's home:

The artist and the muse:

Everything was really good until I read the news today. An arctic storm Monika was having a disco in Estonia. That psycho woman! Seriously we don't have no snow left here. Keep on keeping on:

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Bluewater

Sometimes you have to move miles away to truly enjoy this:

Today I got on a train and went to Bluewater shopping centre. Just walked three hours without finding the end of that place. I adore great lights:

It is a serious addiction, I know:

Christmas is all they ever talk about:

This is boom-boom present:

I have the same picture in my passport:

Trying them on is so much cheaper than buying them:

Duckface society and I realized that http://jasonjordan.com.au.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/tumblr_l7lw6navKd1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg is true:

H&M vintage:

Prehistoric lamp:

Before entering our home you have to make acquaintance with the fire door:

My grumpiness was worth a while and Kaur agreed with me taking a ridiculous amount of pictures of him:

He and his back:

He and street lights:

He and windy face :

He and bank:

He as a robot:

He as a Pocahontas:

Happy birthday, my dear grandfather (68) jei.

Christmas

Two weeks from now Kaur is in Estonia. Cancel my aromatherapy, my psychotherapy, my reflexology, my osteopath, my homoeopath, my crystal reading, my shiatsu, my organic hairdresser because we are celebrating Christmas today. Yes, we ignored the calendar. Yes, presents, presents, presents!

I might be starting my 20 therapy soon but I still enjoy finding goods in my shoe:

It is not about love. It is not about family. It is not about giving. It is about getting new things. Look at our new lamp covers, feels like Christmas:

The Fastest Gun in Texas has suitable winter-boots for a cowboy:

Are you tired of having poor blood circulation and thinking you are dead when you touch your cold-cold feet? Then this is for YOU! Don't be shy and order these fabulous starry WITH BRAKES slippers:

Classic Bear-on-a-little-bike T-shirt:

Everything that I own is related to food or drink:

Estonia is on my mind. Every night I dream about swallows and limestone:

Thank you Santa for this blouse! It gave me a special urge to doll myself up:

Bowknot makes you 15 years younger. It is a shame that I am 19:

Another facelift and another nose:

Just to show that there really is a shoe on my window sill :

Do you know how long my hair is? MADNESS!

My New Years Resolution is to have more fun.

Ilusaid jõule.

England in chaos

I understand that for a country that usually does not have to cope with snow, it is cheaper to announce domestic emergency than to buy a snow plough or two. This morning Kaur went to uni but soon came back. Everything is closed or not moving. Medway is upside down.

Even Santa's Little Helpers did not make it today. They were truly sorry and drew me this:

There weren't many stores open today and it was a shame because a lot of people had the day off and went out for Christmas shopping:

Usually we buy our groceries on Saturday but today it felt like war is coming tomorrow and now our fridge is full of food. Sainsbury's I love you:

There's nothing going out. There's nothing coming in:

Emergency travelling only! Stay home! Making snow-angels might kill you!:

British can not deal with this kind of white powder. Still they protect themselves with umbrellas and winter must-haves are wellies:

Let's go home:

What are you looking at?:

So you have never seen eggs popping out from a ladies purse? This day is messed up:

Welcome December, are you here to stay?:

Cars became useless machines:

Give me a shovel and will show you how it's done in the North Pole where I come from:

No shovel? Well this won't stop me from cleaning up. Life has to go on:

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