House of Holland

After saying goodbye to Sweden we flew to Eindhoven. Ryanair I love you till I die. We took the train to Amsterdam. The Netherlands is really small, as it takes only an hour from one end to the other, hurray-hurray. If we have double decker buses then they have double decker trains. Vau-vau-vii-vau.

Proper tourist fun: channel, bicycles and us:

I have been loving Holland since I was little, but really didn't have the reason to go there. Luckily my Miss Castle of Fashion studies there. WIN!:

I am amazed how Reggie has managed to stay thin when "Eat your pain away with extra fat" is a national sport there:

Too much. Too high. Too Gaga:

We met Reggie's friends from school.

Claudia, Cigdem, Jake and Reggie are like the Golden Girls:

I suck at being Vogue. This images needs less clothes, more make-up and a vacant face:

Why make just pictures, when you can make pictures from reflection. How deep can you go?

This Castle does not have knights, armour nor weapons. Only CLOTHES! CLOTHES! CLOTHES!:

FOAM museum. Disguise yourself - make a smart face even when you don't get it:

Mirror is better than timer:

Everybody's there, everybody! Big names, you know. Chanel, Dior, Lagerfeld, Givenchy, Gaultier, Regina Sepp, darling. Names, names, names.

She has future so bright it burns my eyes:

Sprite - made in Holland. Exclusive stuff!

Channels are everywhere and they are like highways:

Bicycle.It replaces underground, tram, bus, train and every other vehicle:

Nice picture but one British lad is blocking the view:

Amsterdam has a lack of clothing stores. Only H&M and that's it. So proper shopping = market:

How do you like it? MORE-MORE-MORE:

I need an outfit for my line-dance festival:

Kaur promised to hit me if I buy any more bags (I have 64 of them):

6€ earring:

Hi there:

Mirror, mirror on the wall:

The one and ONLY thing we bought from The Netherlands:

I hate that bitch for liking the same things that I do:

My Redšaina:

U go GIRLZ!:

We had a lova-lova moment. Excuse us:

My ass hurts from cycling. Never have I ever seen so many bikes!:

Best travel-buddy 2011:

Love was everywhere. All the birds and dogs were having sex:

I hate water:

Like a proper hipster would do - I took my Zenit camera with me. More pictures to come:

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Everyday +24 or more. Hotttttt:

Wilma Circus in circus. This is how life works:

We had a romantic picnic with Euroshopper ( we love ES):

We couldn't pay with card there. They accept only Maestro, but VISA is for beautiful people:

Proper Dutchman carries his 8 children, has a phone-call, smokes a joint and still manages to cycle at the same time:

Coffeshop is the national sport:

We had a party on a rooftop with a beautiful view:

Voodoo people, magic people, Amsterdam Fashion Institute people:

The tallest

The smallest:

A little drinky before we cycle home:

Once you go Regina, you never go back:

First we cuddled and then I said No. Such a tease:

Let's cycle home. More fun than should be allowed:

Hands up those, who had a great time in Holland:

Such a pedobear face:

Our Belgium and France stories are yet to come.

Last day in heaven.

Today we will fly to Amsterdam with our best friend Ryanair. I can't wait to see Regina, but I don't want to leave Sweden. Uuush

Come lay your head upon my chest

come feel my heartbeat, come feel my unrest.

"I no want":

Bye, bye grandpa and Koger:

Bye, bye nordisk väder:

Bye, bye Vilja:

Bye, bye godis:

Bye, bye funny business:

Bye, bye semla. Onom-nom-nom-nom:

Hello:

Debaser Medis

Saturday night takes away your morals and brings you together with Stockholm's nattliv.

The most important feature - IKEA lamp:

Vilja's family had a big party at home and I asked if she could steal some alcohol. She did. 6 litres she did. Hero of the day:

Unfortunately I was the only under aged in our group (in Sweden it is 20). But we managed to get in, if we behaved. They say it every time when I visit the place.

THE best place to be - DEBASER MEDIS:

They are bad but they are perfectly good at it:

Seriously we had so much fun. Hallellujah! Praise the Lord! Let's speak in tongues - boolooloolooloolooloo!

Cocktail and party mode downloading - 99% completed:

Priceless "F-f-f-f-f..." face from Vilja:

Kaur is not in the gang:

Once you go Debaser, you never go back:

"Okej, jag säger hej då nu. På sjävla verket är jag trott nu och vill åka hem. Jag hade det så roligt även om imorgon bitti känner jag mig inte så spännande. Puss och kram"

I am moving here. This is the place I should be.

Google translate

Oh, I'm in heaven. No words left.

Everywhere we go, there's blue sky:

If you see it, you will shit bricks:

Scandinavia - which seat can I take?:

Tunnelbana makes children happy:

I am happy:

He is happy:

Swedes love stripes:

Mister. Lova-Lova:

Jump!:

Me and He:

Gurkmajonäss är slut!:

I like stuff and I have bought so much! Stockholm I love you:

Och Debaser i kväll, jei.

Stockholm

In Stockholm we met Melissa and Vilja. They have families and children - they are au-pairs there.

A great house with loads of toys:

Got to love it that every house has a trampoline:

Never too old:

This face?...

...runs in the family:

Faluröd + IKEA furniture + Volvo = Classic Swedish house

Spring has arrived in Sweden:

I do love kronor. They are more beautiful and I can take less money out of the machine. In England it's £10. Here it is 20SEK. Poor people WIN!

Best place to buy hipster clothes in Stockholm:

More to come.