Took my unicorn and suitcase with me on a trip to Tallinn

My Stockholm time has come to an end. 

Although I have to go back for a short time, in my mind our relationship is over. It was all made in mutual understanding and without any tears. 

Since I am terrified of sea and ships in general, but got myself free Tallink tickets, then for the sake of not jumping off from a deck and going looney I took my neighbour Charlie with me.

Thanks to his selfless hard work (read: must-do-anything-to-cheer-Wilma), I managed to go through with it all and we arrived to Tallinn:

In this moment, our ship had just started moving and as a result, all my muscles went uptight, I have no idea how I managed to take this picture:

Baltic Sea cruises are synonyms for the word 'primitive', hence we had keep up with the game:

Charlie gave me some wine, beer, cider, more wine and vodka. Only after that he got a smile out of me, because I forgot the fact that we might be sinking any minute. YOLO!:

He is warming up for Tallinn and seems to like it already:

Me and Charlie were the youngest on board, since all our fellow mates usually take the airplane (as it should be!)

Taking into consideration how much old-people-sex was going on there, he was doing the mating-dance to catch females: 

Luckily our troubles got rewarded.

At home a proper breakfast was waiting:

It's tourist time!

Starting off with showing the McDonald's:

Parliament.

We are giving thumbs up for democracy and would like to greet North-Korea:

The best greyness there ever is:

 After sightseeing we had a quiet evening at home with cold beer and delicious grilled meat.

The next day Charlie wanted to see the Patarei prison and was super pissed because it was closed:

The weather was super shitty, although Charlie felt quite cosy since it reminded him Scotland.

Anyways we found shelter at Flight harbour and boys were rather enjoying it:

My greatest nightmare is to wake up in a submarine and now we went volunteerly into one.

Life keeps on surprising me:

I imagined that I was on a spaceship:

I had to clarify to Charlie why is there a lot of Russian going on around us

Ja ne panimaju:

This is how he would look like with massive chest muscles:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y5rH7cN7s4:

They would like to say hello to their mothers:

Seamen semen:

Duck-face alert:

I was flipping up and down without getting almost any points and then came the boys, who elegantly glided through it all: 

To Heidy with love:

Really Stoned Post

Basically here comes the recap of my last days in Sweden, especially the Viking age course field-trip. 

Embrace yourselves, a lot of stone pictures are coming up.

My little girl is really into pink:

In addition to actual tea drinking, I also enjoy now the fake one:

Instead of internet forums Vikings had runestones:

Swedish periferia is full of surprises:

Very very very important road for the Vikings:

Birka:

Massive nature is massive:

I started to think that Kate Moss would be in Estonian Kati Sammal, hence not that glamourous:

Sigtuna and its town hall:

Proper iPhone:

Cutest town ever:

Romantic all the way:

Runestone number two:

In Sweden houses are built on runestones:

I was more into all the toys I saw on our way:

Others were climbing up to see even more stones, but my recovering leg did not allow me to climb uphill yet:

I do not want to eat you:

A dalmatian dog has had some fun among horses:

Proper way to live:

Runestone number three and the lector: 

Bitches like flowers:

They are everywhere:

Kulturnatt och Stockholm. Dyrt fast vackert.

Idag är jag på gått humör och vill skriva på svenska, även om när bara två människor förstår vad jag skriver här. De som gör inte det, Google translate är deras bästa vän.

På lördag ägde rum Stockholms Kulturnatt. Trots att alla mina vänner var bakis, sökte vi Östasiatiska museum och Audiorama, det sista var skithäftigt (Kaur skulle ha älskat det).

Annars ville jag bara säga att gå hem på natten och upptäcka Stockholm omkring sig känns sagolikt:

Östasiatiska. 

Lägg inte ut pengar på det, eftersom det fanns bara två våningar och det kostar som fy sjutton: 

Ott och hans flickvän:

Nästan kyrkan, men var inte det på riktigt. Sjuk akustik:

Audiorama.

 Hur musik omkring sig påverkar man är jättefängslande:

Jag vill kyssa någon där:

Att vara hos farfar är pimpin':

Jag är lite kär i...:

Jag älskar Stockholm, men jag åker hem till Estland på mondag. Det är dags.