Girls night out and Haigla party = Tegin Trammiga paar tiiru

I will tell you a story about one night that makes me giggle throughout next months. Yes, it is rather primitive which makes it even better.

On Friday I met up with Ian then my brother and then Ivan. Fast and furious catching up that gave me pleasant emotions, wide smile and distended tummy.

Last but not least I went to Triin's place with my Marks & Spencer wine and things started to happen. Just come along, I will show you.

Vanja, cocktail and sweet slice of cake - what more could a girl ask for: 

Rest of the post is hidden behind the magical "Click here to see more circus" button and there's a good reasons for it. The girl, who fell down from stairs while drunk has a reputation to keep up with.

Luckily I have Triin, who is just my glass of wine and has the same pace as I do:

"Roses are red,

Pickles are green

 I love your legs

and what's between":

Triin just came from an enlightenment trip, where she learned how to drink vodka with lemon, sugar and coffee powder. She was ready to spread the new religion:

Sõuan elu laineharjal:

"I can haz hai faiv":

Thinking about which curtains would fit there:

"Give a pound, lock it down, break a pickle - 

tickle tickle.":

 Bomfunk MC song "Freestyler" and say no more:

We did some math and found out that we are really bad at it, so we accentuated our sexuality instead. 

Thank God that we are at least pretty:

The dwarf on the shelf made a picture and caught us by surprise:

Counterweight for cooking shows, we should start doing our own programme, where we would teach different interesting ways how to drink vodka: 

"All the single ladies, all the single ladies...":

When life gives you lemons:

Girl talk that makes you walk on walls:

Then we took taxi to Telliskivi. Kersten and Rasmus came with us, but let's face the fucking fact, we were several massive steps ahead. If you know what I mean

Playgrounds make her horny:

Moments after we called Karl Laumets, Triin makes a perfect smise, because the room was full of smoke:

"Johaidii, sina ka siin"the most common sentence in Estonian language:

Having an occasional mõnna moments with the bass:

"Rööölly?"

Thoughts about how we did not have to pay for the ticket makes Triin happy:

Balti Jaam romance. While the house of government shines bright, ordinary people enjoy some drinkies in the dark

"Aga kas sina tead, kes sul külas on käinud?":

We found two guys who were inadequately dressed, of course they were from Liverpool.

Also they were waiting for a train to Paldiski at 3am, not very bright, therefore we recommended them  to follow the passing girls, so they would end up at a party. We were really badass pimps, although I guess those girls were freaking out, since two guys were following them in the dark

Peace!:

Säästuralli ja hullud ööd.

We managed not to pay for a lot of things, since drinks were coming on their own. Mystery: 

  

Well, taking about mysteries...We woke up with Triin the next day our pockets full of toilet paper and memories empty of details. We asked each other what had happened? and turned to our camera, which told us about our adventures with a toilet seat and some rolls of toilet paper.

Generating good ideas since 1991:

We should send an apology note to Levikas and also a Thank You card,

 since how many times in your life you can be a toilet ninja?

I called my boyfriend to say I am all right, but only he heard was someone screaming in the background "Oh, you, you have a toilet seat around your neck"

Not a single sense was given that night:

To sum it all up. Especially the morning after. I took the bus home and people refused to sit next to me. In those moments you know, that you have lived your life right:

Tour d'ÖÖ ring ring ring

Tour d'ÖÖ and 'Bye bye Charlie'

I have been running around, even lived without internet for a while. 

But now I definitely have to sum up previous week and Charlie's visit, since he has been back in Sweden for a week now. 

After we sent Charlie off to the airport, we took our cycles and joined Tour d'ÖÖ, which is basically cruising by cycle through Tallinn with few thousand fellow cyclists. MIND BLOWN, no really, that was bloody fabulous!

Bitches love to show off their ride. 

She is called Loviis. Yes, she is pink and she is from Sweden. Deal with it.:

Picture taken by Eero Vabamägi and stolen from here: 

I did not know that we had to make a sad face. Now it looks like I am oh-so-glad that Charlie was leaving. I would have killed for Charlie being able to attend Tour d'ÖÖ. Great impressions would have been made:

This is what Charlie left behind. A tasty wine for mom. Black label whisky for the Mister and of course 'Women's Balance' tea for me. Hurray for female hormones *cries a little*!

Thanks to Sam, my bicycle got its vitality back:

Great place to meet friends after some months abroad:

Dog came out for a walk:

"So fucking amazed over the stickers they gave us"

Picture made by Liina Lelov and stole from here :

Best summer-day in Estonia:

Balti jaam - Põhja pst - Telliskivi - Tööstuse - Stromka - Sõle - Heina - Telliskivi:

I was making great efforts just to keep on moving, since I am awkward fitness penguin.

Then Triin just glide by:

The way back home. Romantic sunset.

"No time for kissing, must take a picture.":

Tsauka Pauka Tallinn:

Volbriöö/Valborg. Charlie ja linnud Sinilinnus.

We did not waste any time and jumped immediately into Estonian nightlife. Luckily it was the night of Valborg and witches, so we could show Charlie the magic that is happening on Tallinn streets after sunset.

Warm-up began at Triin's place. The best place to start at:

There is no party without Savetskoje, although we had little problems with it and it did not want to pop.

Thankfully we had strong men with useful brains:

This face is contagious...:

...as everyone had the same emotions on.

(I am like "Cool smile, Bitch, but give me the glass"):

There is no hangout without google hangout.

Tallinn - Stockholm - Paris - London:

Swag on with my boys.

Shizzle for mah nizzle:

Triin tried to remain polite at the beginning, but could not hold it back any longer.

Of course Charlie has not heard the unicorn joke before, it struck him by surprise:

The official Cat-Lady with her Simba.

Please, dear audience, click on this picture as much as you can, since if you google Trammi, then the first picture that pops up is her picking her nose. Let's change that!:

I'm like "Two drinks more, then we will go!"

She is like "Do you want to hear this cool anal bleeding story."

He is like "Dafuq did I just hear":

Hennu is trying hard to show his emotions.

This is him being happy:

Some are Sunday runners, but we are in Olympic fit.

A good athlete stretches before she go-goes:

The Bold and the Beautiful:

Awkward threesome:

"Reeeeaaaallllyyy?"

Charlie is finding the city to be enormous:

Sinilind, õnts õnts õnts:

9 fingers, as it should be. I lost one on the way:

"Ohooooo!"

I was dancing and then this creep jumped out from the dark corner:

Charlie's eyes are obsessed. I am a bit scared to look at this picture:

Kaur felt like 14 that night and he approves this message:

Soon it will say "Bachelor degree in Art School Disco":

We are riding on a trolley-bus and holding on as hard as we can:

Crabbing her tit and am curious "Will she notice?":

Show them how you ride it!:

"God, this is the first time I have talked with you, but keep those drinks cold, I am coming soon!":

Then we left the Sinilind and went to Lavakas.

We found this cute girl wandering around:

As it was Valborg, we dance in the circle and sang "Nõiaelu, nõiaelu, see, jah!, on kõige parem. Ah!, kui hea on olla nõ-õid.":

If there would not be this picture, I would not remember nor believe it happened.

Reunion:

I love Karl and it shows:

Finally 4am or 5am at home. 

Eating and drinking Upsarin Upsa to keep the hangover fairy away: