I'm Wilma. Girl. No dragon tattoo. I love theatre, history, music that makes me orgasm and taking pictures. I split myself between two places (Stockholm-Tallinn), my current hub is Tallinn. Wherever my circus goes, there's always a party. If the party does end, I watch cat videos and blog about it all. Check out my yearly summaries below to get to know me a bit better:

Sunday, May 11, 2014

Stockholm ♥

 The fear of water, ships and everything related with sea defines me as a person. Although I still managed to do the unthinkable, I went to Stockholm by ship.


Luckily I had Vanja's hand to squeeze: 


Bye, bye Tallinn...:


...and hello Stockholm:



We were the most sober ones onboard the ship, due to Vanja being a teetotaller (one needs to sober up to run a marathon). Only entertainment we had was the Swedish television and a music quiz together with seniors. In the end of the day it was so worth it, because walking around in Stockholm with 22°C was so bloody rewarding.
Loving this city to the bits:


Minecraft exhibition. How very Swedish of them:


The famous cherry trees at Kungsträdgården were in bloom
Many pictures were taken, flower power overload:


I have come a long way since moving away from Stockholm, I now have instagram:


Vanja testing his Apple products:



Cannot get that goofy smile off my face.
Hemma bra, men Sverige bäst!:


We started off our day at Götagatan, there Vanja sat down at a coffee house and I started with my shopping spree at stores nearby. Win - win situation. 
We ended up at Östermalm, without even stepping a foot on the Drottninggatan, the tourist heaven.

Posh people as we are, Östermalm is just Gone with the Wind fabulous for us. Vanja needed some Laurent and Lacoste to pimp him up, but I just wanted some sunshine in my wardrobe:


Can you get the hint of the amazing weather?:


After money had been invested into retail, 
we carried on to Moderna museum:


Sales advisor asked him where he is from and he just said 
"Eastern Europe" with a Russian accent and an evil laugh.
Freaking Swedish people out, he loves it: 


A duck. En anka. Part.:


The bag has stories to tell:


Vanja and the duck - the staring competition:


On my to-do list before I die - The Duchamp exhibition.
DONE!:


This is one famous toilet:


I had fun with the kaleidoscope at the gift shop:


It was mother-baby day at the museum.
Sweden - the best place to pop them kids:


Mirror, mirror on the wall, 
who's the tallest of them all?


To end our day properly:


Skandinavian Minds:

Thursday, May 8, 2014

Casa del la Ilves

Well, basically I am almost done with university. Only things that are missing from filling the criteria: exam in computer handling skills (that should go fine, as I know how to open and close programs); internship at a museum (selling tickets and moving chairs from one place to another); Dutch language course (since I am missing 12 ECTS) and 20 page analysis about my dissertation. Efter det tar jag kanditatexamen i historia och svenska språket, yay!

Just few minutes after I was done with my dissertation, we went to see the FC Reaal football game. 
Weather was pleasant and pizza slices were delicious. Although they did manage to lose 0:5, ouch. 


To ease the disappointment, we went to Ott's place to have a sauna evening. Fred and I needed it so bad, since our sauna stove is broken and we do not have enough supermen to lift the new one into its place. (Besides sauna, spending time with Ott was cool too) 
Dirty dancing :



Sadly Berrymore was sick and was not allowed to run with me:



You know it is close to summer when you use shutter speed 1/500 and above. Bring in the light, yes!


The mofo is actually rather cute:


Sad puppy is sad.
Wants to do all the fun and games, but has to sit there:


Bros before hoes:


Interesting stories, concentrated people/dog:


I like you some much better when you're naked (skinny dipping in the cold water, brr):

Sunday, May 4, 2014

Melissa, upgrade you

Just realised that even my blogpost headlines are influenced by Beyoncé. Hormones, why u so crazy?! 
Actually I have more important stories to tell than my inner life. 
Few weeks ago Melissa had a birthday! 
She's a grown woman, she can do whatever she wants (I did it again, oh B):



Think about it...the first day of the year 
when you can keep the door open without freezing. 
Even Ms.Dog is satisfied:


My fists are ready to punch the photographer:


It was the first day of the "warm Easter of 2014", 18 degrees. NEVER FORGET!:


Before heading to Melissa's, we went to Linnateater.
When the play ended, I was thirsty for a beer, thus we were running to Melissa's place:


Boys took the party to the kitchen, I was totally ruining their penis moment:


Epp facepalm meme:


Different people want different things.
Some want a puppy, others want a bottle of wine:



It's impossible to surprise Melissa with a photo-camera. 
She is always ready:


Sits like a gentleman (a lady? to be fair I did not look). 
I'm referring to the dog, if you had any questions:


If only Fred would be hairier and black, 
then he would get more attention from the women:


Photo-camera does not lie, the truth is that the photographer was overly focused on the food. 
Others became kind a blurry (sorry M.):

The quiz "How well do you know Melissa".
Epp and I were on the same team, we laughed hard, but failed harder. 
The emotions on the opposite team - "The thinking faces":


NO PARTY WITHOUT A CAKE!!!!:


Not sure if surprised or 
somebody's is threatening her with a gun:


Melissa has the cutest room, here the boys are talking about positive and negative sides of IKEA:



Ott came to Estonia for a week, an enekas was in order:


Hustler is hustling with the ladies: 


Later on we hit the town and Melissa managed to sell her hat for 10€. 
A lot of happy emotions were exchanged that evening (the man wanted to be a unicorn).:


So much going on here, but ossi kükk is ossi kükk:

Even Ellen dropped by:


Queen Bee also sends her wishes:

Thursday, May 1, 2014

Sam's birthday and trolleybus rave.

Like usually in former communist states, party starts on a trolleybus and ends in a dark basement. 
 That's a праздник!


Fred's colleague has a tradition to book a trolleybus for her birthday party. Party started at Kaubamaja and took us to Kopli - Mustamäe - Õismäe. In the middle of these stops we always had to return to Kaubamaja, because there was no possible way to turn around. Crazy fun. Especially when random people wanted to come onboard. 



Since the theme was "hair", I left my boyfriend at home and took Vallo with me.
He just saw how dry shampoo works:


Fisherman pants and feathers - party combo supermix:


Trying to be cute and everything:



I read this at 1992 Rahva Hääl...:


...wise words, wiser deeds:


Happy birthday, Malvina!:


Next stop dark basements.
 VP7 has the most awesome toilet ever, clocks were synchronised so that they would compose an interesting rhythm.
Techno tic-tac:


On that day Sam became one step older and wiser:


"Samm raskeks muutund järsul teel, jõud kadund, alles lootus veel
Vaev on liiga suur, surub ligi maad, liialt jõudu nõuab
On neetult ränk see mäkketõus ja kahtlema lööd oma jõus
Vaev on liiga suur, surub ligi maad, liialt jõudu nõuab"