I'm Wilma. Girl. No dragon tattoo. I love theatre, history, music that makes me orgasm and taking pictures. I split myself between two places (Stockholm-Tallinn), my current hub is Tallinn. Wherever my circus goes, there's always a party. If the party does end, I watch cat videos and blog about it all. Check out my yearly summaries below to get to know me a bit better:

Thursday, August 20, 2015

Haapsalu and Ian's birthday

He was this annoying little spoiled and insecure boy. He made up a story that his house was surrounded by a protecting layer, so nobody would come to steal his computer games. He farted a lot and had a near death experience because of that. He was a regular at McDonald's, so he would get occasional free burgers and was called by his first name by the employees. Somehow I became so fond of him and stuck around. We've made tonnes of photoshoots in her mother's closet until he realised it was time to come out from the closet and move to London. 
10 years and counting ♥.


99% of my friends are born in the summertime, 
Estonia winter nights do not have a lot of activities to choose from. 
It takes 9 months to see the outcome.
Ian is no exception. True work of art had a birthday party at Haapsalu.

Here is a early-bird group photo:


"Hello. I would like to cancel my early morning yoga and all the important appointments.":


Not sure if pale skin or walking reflector:


Sometimes the cosiest place can be sitting on the stone pebbles
and just not giving a single fuck:


group photo upgraded version:


Before trashy we went a bit classy at this lovely restaurant.
With mah bro:


The lovely sisters High and Kite:


A wild pussy appears:


After the fulfilling dinner
a little fan girl wanted to take a picture with the superstars:


Some are natural beauties and some are just crazy eyes.
That's how life works:


On my way to get the kids some plastic cups, 
still some time to make a selfie:


Have you seen this tiger's penis?:


Get the hoe
by her/his toe:


At midnight we celebrated that Ian's birthday was over and 
he sang some serious opera tunes:


A lot was going on:


I had an out-of-body experience:


A photo from the Police News.
"The youth has more fun than should be allowed":


I am beyond amazed that a boy, who had difficulties to touch his toes,
can now dance and drop like a superstar:


"Hello, Queen." 


The joys of reality vs. Tinder:


Then I went to bed, yet it was difficult to fall a sleep, since
total drama arose. I felt like I was 13 again =
someone locked inside bathroom; screaming and biting; puke festival. 
SUCH. MUCH. FUN.
"Who let the dogs out, woof, woof?"

The morning after the little yellow house became peaceful again:


The hangover squad:

No direct sunlight, thank you:


Just two weeks until autumn arrives,
yay!:


A little brekkie before we go-go:


Yet another fan photo.
Boys were nice enough to make the girls day:


Pics or didn't happen:


The coolest car crew:

Selver, yo:


We got no money in the bank:

Thank you, Ian!
Seems like yesterday...:

Sunday, August 9, 2015

Marta 18

Meet my awesome friend Marta.
She is such a hot girl that she managed to warm up the cold 2015 summer (never forget to bitch about the weather), thus her birthday was the warmest summer day so far. Coincidence? I don't think so.


Stroomi rand greeted us with warmth
and girls had their summer black on:


Somehow Marta had not had a birthday party since year 2005...
1. Viru centre was one year old
2. Estonia celebrated its one year anniversary in the EU.
3. I drank cactus Gin somewhere in the woods and kissed very little boys (I was little too, don't worry)
...so it was a long time ago:


Btw Marta had the exact same hats at her last birthday party.
Very symbolic:


It was more romantic than should be allowed:


Drink up and look at the stars.
Cheers!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARTA!


Maybe we drank away the gravity 
and that's how we managed to cycle to Marta's place...
Because nobody fell and everybody's alive:


And my Mister gets a golden star for picking me up and taking me home.
Big thanks to my "Going home" CD. We sang louder than Beyonce ever has.
Kati was my partner in crime.
At home I danced and refused to go to sleep. 
#Marta18

SUCH MUCH GOOD NIGHT
CAPS LOCK, WIPPPII!

Thursday, August 6, 2015

Carlovich 1⁄4 of 100 at Kuressaare

The story how I went to Saaremaa and surprised Carlovich.
How could I have stayed home when it was his birthday and préimääääär of a theatre play Ekke Moor.
I love him from tip to toe (even his fingers)


I woke up quite early to catch the morning bus to Kuressaare, 
since I had booked a driving licence theory exam there.
A little toughie before face down ass up.

Carlovich had no idea that I was coming. 
I'm very pleased that he has a girlfriend now, 
which makes it so much easier to plan surprises:


There were a lot celebrations to carry out - 
the premier of Ekke Moor and the birthday of Mister Carlovich. 
So even Papa & Mama Carlovich came to Kuressaare.

The father is giving last tips about how to be an old angry man
(which he is clueless about, since he is neither angry nor old):


B R A V O!:


Good reviews were waiting for the actors:


I'm bad at math, but I do realise that 
an actors energy loss at the premier = n x 1000.
Eat up!:


Suddenly became midnight and Carlovich 25 years ran him over.
Everybody's pretty happy to have an old friend like him.:


Free hugs:


This photo I will take with to her Tähelaev:


Having a little blast at the backstage.
"The beauty salon in Kazakstan":


I'm Anne and he is Stiil
(ps. the burst of hair spray is not visible, but it was very there)


Night was full of surprises and new lovely acquaintances,
especially when you were waiting in the queue for toilets.
"Pull my hair and call me crazy.":


A little beauty sleep and "Happy birthday to you" later:


My gift to him
"Eat.
Sleep.
Meryl Streep.":


This photo I will take with to his Tähelaev
(Meryl loves hats too):

De la casa Saaremäel was top notch:


"Roosiaias ringi kuningas käib..."


We such much 
blackcurrant:


"Johadii, how big castle!":


The nun and the skeleton:


High up near the sky:


"Tell us stories, wise old man!":


Ice cream with the family.
(I still get compliments about people thinking I'm Carlovich' sister.):


National Geography live feed: 


"Sunglasses - buy them, wear them, enjoy them."


He has his "Will-eat-you-up" face on:


We did like we were told.
Shop until you drop:


Best purchase of 2015...no! actually...whole my life!!!
"Eat.
Sleep.
Meryl Sheep.":


When parents are united, magic happens:


Sadly work awaited me back home and I had to leave before the birthday party.
However I got these two handsome British pilots and a nice view.


Bye, bye Saaremaa.
Was nice.

Long live Carlovich!

Sunday, August 2, 2015

I'm your girl, you're my girl, we're all girls.

Occasionally I do enjoy being a stereotypical girl
and luckily I have a great support system.
(noku nullib kõik)


These two ladies are/were visiting homeland and a meeting was in order.
I did not dare to show up without colour on my lips:


"Not judging,
but you did what?!?":




A wild salt shaker appears.
And a little lemon joins.
Tequila follows.
Okou:


Another day, another great company.
Black is her favourite colour, but inside her there's a rainbow.
(she is pissed, since her cupboard was sold out at IKEA. She is ordering 100 x 1€ hotdogs instead)


"So you want to tell us, that the hard-drive with our 6th class party pictures has disappeared?
IMPOSSIBRU!"


Find three Gs on the picture:


Weather forecast = blurry:

Thank you, ladies: