Cinque Terre, La Spezia a.k.a. true Italian experience. (2/4)

Embrace yourselves endless Italy pictures coming up.

 The chapter two includes settling into our Airbnb mansion (which was beyond amazing), being an annoying tourist at Cinque Terre and finally after that coming home late and tired we were invited to Italian "End of the summer" dinner, the most coolest Italiano experience ever (I just have to use quote marks, since ending of the summer is still warmer than hottest day in Estonia).

The view from our balcony was even better in the daylight, so we all cried a little over the beauty

which lead to serious dehydration so water tanking was in order. 

Polar bears aren't used to with this oven situation: 

The moment when you live in England and it has rained two months in a row =

Erik is slightly emotional, since he didn't remember how the Sun looked like:

Is it a girl? Is is a reflector? Not sure, so white and shiny that hard to tell..

Then the normal people turned into tourists and we went to explore Cinque Terre, 

the five coastal towns that are only accessible by train or on foot.

Monterosso al Mare:

Wilma, Laura, Erik and a Random Douche:

Blue daba diba dubaaa - daba diiiba duba - daba diba dubaaaa:

As we saw an Italian and a Russian having a word-fight (one screaming in Italian and other in Russian) on the train, we realised that those two cultures are very similar to each other. 

So squat was in order:

"We promise that we had deodorant on,

it just vaporised away!":

The Noah's arc,

the double trouble:

I wonder how much pee is floating in these waters?:

Ciao Vernazza!:

No vino in 8h,

hands start to shake.

*klong* klong* klong*:

They are embarrassed that they didn't have the classical chequered tourist outfit on,

also the sweat rings they had weren't big enough: 

"Mina kivikuningas,

sina sitalabidas!":

White girl is turning pink.

#summergoals:

Then we reached a hidden beach:

The stones were so hot that those legs and ass were on fire.

This girl in on fiiiirrreeeeee!:

Captain Dog is leading people into safety:

*they passed out the second after*:

Then we arrived to a town La Spezia.

Gym, tan and laundry:

We got totally lost there, 

all the taxi-drivers were having siesta,

English language was hard to find,

Erik's backpack was wrapped into safety plastic bag.

so much WTF??!,

bus-driver didn't want our money,

ITALIANO!:

The lady in the background really needed some penis:

After all the adventures we arrived back to our small home villages and we got a knock on the the door, our hostess invited us to the church square for "End of the summer dinner" that the local people had made. 

A.k.a. unlimited wine and homemade Italian food:

Homemade ravioli,

we all came three times:

The whole L'ago + relatives from the neighbouring towns.

Our favourite 90 year old granny looks straight into the camera, 

YAAAS QUEEN!:

These are the moments that if a lightning strikes you the next moment,

then whaaaatever, at least you died happy:

There always onu Heino at the party

who has this magical booze (Grappa 4ever!):

Another show from our balcony taken at midnight,

on the left you see a small lightning:

THIS TRIP WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA!

n+1 vino later...

TO BE CONTINUED...

Buongiorno Italia! Ciao Como-Milano-Genova-L'ago! (1/4)

The Italy plan started few months ago when Fred was scrolling the homepage of our favourite band and he discovered a music festival in Italy with tickets as cheap as 12€. Not a lot of thought went into it before we already bought the tickets. Then we started manipulating our dear friends, so Ott and Erik also did it, the reason was "So cheap, no problem if we can't go". But we went! Spoiler alert...we had a bloody blast.

The Italy trip is divided into four blogposts and I start with two first days, which include Fred and I being alone in Como, meeting Erik & Laura in Milan and tripping balls to our Airbnb mansion. 

(I have suffered from the overflow of your vacation pictures, now it is time to suck on mine.)

We started off at a place near Swiss-Italian border, the Como lake. 

First day of the trip we were just the two of us doing romance 

and trying to find George Clooney's mansion:

We had a lovely Airbnb apartment in the heart of the old town,

the door so big, the ceiling so high and the balcony so Italian: 

The pale girl has never been to such a warm place,

my icy heart started to melt:

One epic church after another:

At the same time I sent updates to England, to Erik & Laura who joined the next day.

Example A "The toilet flushing system is madness here. Sometimes you have to pull, sometimes you have to push, but sometimes it is automated and it flushes when you open the toilet door while praying that the flushing works this time. DIO MIO!" 

Then we took the funicular and went to heaven:

The city of Como (and fir trees??):

Did a little kissing, shared a little love,

basically got down that night:

Caught a humpback whale:

When a moon hits your eye

like a big pizza pie

that's amore!:

In Italy all cars were dented and all scooters had load horns:

Buenasera! Vino blanco? Vino rosso?:

Some pizzas and pastas later a gelato was a must:

Walking home, holding the sexiest man alive in one hand and the yummiest gelato in another,

that is bliss:

The budget of the trip:

Gelato 70% of our €€€:

The next day we left the small Como behind and went to Milano.

The pigeons were in charge there:

Sending hugs to the Pope:

Galleria Vittorio Emanuele II, one of the oldest shopping malls.

Italians love their things shiny, hairy and expensive:

After big noisy Milano took the best of us,

two lovely people rescued us and the trip to Cinque Terre began:

We stopped at Genova for grocery shopping,

the fishy is like "AAYYEE, MATES!":

THE FOOD IN THIS COUNTRY!!!

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! Спасибо!

Late at night we arrived to L'ago to our Airbnb mansion...and now I know why that woman screamed "MINU KODOMAA! Nii ilus väää?!" and started to cry.

Prawns, pasta, wine and the best company there is:

Happy kid being happy for not being a vegetarian:

The best TV show seen from our balcony every night:

TO BE CONTINUED...