I'm Wilma. Girl. No dragon tattoo. I love theatre, history, music that makes me orgasm and taking pictures. I split myself between two places (Stockholm-Tallinn), my current hub is Tallinn. Wherever my circus goes, there's always a party. If the party does end, I watch cat videos and blog about it all. Check out my yearly summaries below to get to know me a bit better:

Sunday, May 14, 2017

The Wilma Circus world tour. Copenhagen - Malmö - Växjö.

Last Friday I left work a bit earlier to catch a flight to Copenhagen, to continue towards Växjö and attend Sladjan's 30th surprise birthday party. Such much excited I was. Little did I know that SAS was planning to make my evening a living hell. At the exact moment, when my boarding pass was scanned, I was asked to step aside as I could not board the plane due to "operational problems". So there I was among those 25 angry passengers who were left behind. 
*insert juicy swear words here*
Quickly emergency plan B was put into action. Tickets were rebooked via Stockholm. Friends called friends who called their friends to find me a place to stay for the night, since my flight was delayed 5h and the last Copenhagen - Växjö train had already left. Very messy situation.
All the shit aside everything work out better than I had thought: I met some amazing new people with golden hearts and found out that there is something bigger than Stockholm Det finns något större än Stockholm:
(SAS, it's still not cool between us, I thought we were friends)


Against all the odds I finally arrived to Malmö, met some amazingly kind people 
and had a well deserved cold beer after all the stressful events:


We were not in a hurry to go home that night (kirstus on aega küll magada):



I am so thankful for the warm welcome and kindness I received at Malmö. 
I would send them million balloons with "Thank you" on them, 
however Malmö is really strict about these things:


Växjö welcomed me with 22°C and with very hot women:


Very pale girls enjoying proper weather after 8 months of winter:


Instead of Sweden I had arrived to resort in Spain it seemed:


The theme of the surprise party was leopard
and we delivered:


ALL THE LADIES INDEPENDENT,
THROW YOUR HANDS UP AT ME!:


First things first.
A unicorn needs some inflation:


After all the preparation, the birthday boy arrived:


So much love in one room:


It was difficult not to smile and glow the whole evening:


Don't do drugs,
just hug:


I sometimes still dream about the food we had that evening:


The cutest leopard cub:


Be a unicorn, not a horse:


Team leopard:


The older you get, the better you get,
unless you are a banana:


Important tasks:


The cake was pure magic:

30 and fabulous:


Twerk! Twerk! Twerk!:


Just chilling:


Växjö had night busses!?! 
This place got better and better with every minute:


Jag har en gäri i Växjö och hon är kriminell:


Cissi's home was not basic:


Then it was time to leave again:


This time I had a planned stop at Malmö:


Met my underbara Farah!:


Fell completely in love with Malmö,
would definitely move there:


Look at this bloody tourist,
now she is in Copenhagen:


Well, hello sailor!


Thank you all for having me! Thank you kind strangers! 
Happy birthday Sladjan, you are golden! Friendship is everything! 
Fuck SAS!

Sums up my trip very well:

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Getting the taste of spring in Warsaw

Even though I am running an active campaign "Talents back home!", then some of my dearest are still leaving Estonia. For example T-Lo went to explore enormous Poland, 
luckily only until June.
I am that annoying friend who does not leave her abroad living friends alone. I will visit them. I will send them emoticons and funny cat pictures on every online platform. I will be that overly attached friend until they move back...and after that just ignore them.

Jokes aside, I miss T-Lo and went to visit her in Warsaw, 
so here is a little taste of spring and friendship:


Tried the LOT + Nordica combo out for the first time. Flight was not delayed and it got me to the destination, so I should be happy I guess. Although could someone please tell LOT that they have bought a company called Nordica not Nordika (somebody didn't read the contract through):


In my long, yet short life no one has ever greeted me with a name sign at the airport!
My cold heart started to melt:


Laine and Alma at the breakfast table:


She will stop wearing black, when they invent darker colours:

A gift from the Soviet Union to the people of Poland - the Palace of Culture and Science 
has now brighter colours in front of it than in the past:


If only I could, I would insert here million smiley-faces and heart emoticons, 
because I cannot describe how nice it was to meet Karolina! We last saw each other 4 years ago. 
My apologies for sounding like a old fart, but TIME FLIES! 


Thank you European Union for Erasmus programme!
The friends I found there are priceless:


The most famous Polish = John Paul II:


As I was in Warsaw during the Mayday/Labour Day and the Constitution Day of Poland,
a lot of protest took place pro and against government. 
What a crazy time we live in:


The Polish dumplings a.k.a. pirogi were to die for (both salty and sweet with berries)! 
We literally ate so much that we nearly died, but it would have been a sweet death:


Did not know that the picture was taken:


Warsaw was like one month ahead of Tallinn when talking about the weather.
ESTONIA WHY U SO COLD?!


Embrace yourselves the flower pictures are coming:



NB! I am not wearing white socks, it's my skin. 
When the sun is shining directly at me, 
then you have to wear sunglasses because I'm like a reflector:


The amount of grim war monuments in Warsaw was really really high:


Religion and Poland go hand-in-hand:


Seriously imposing:


God called and said that this is the way to heaven:


The moment when a blogger tries to convince you that it is not a promoted post...


Felt like my birthday:


Spring completely downloaded:


Home was that way:


This girl is in bloom:


Not sure if zen or just sleeping:


Walking around peacefully and suddenly a peacock appeared?!!


It is thinking about the ways of killing me it seems:


Even the ducks are special in Poland:


Thank you Warsaw for having me, it was a pleasure!

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Adult points 500. The up-and-coming Black Hill

The news about my death are slightly overrated. I am fully alive and have been renovating my new home. Two months in a row every weekend (except fabulous New York) we have chilled at building supplies stores, looking at youtube videos "How to..." and actually managed to fix up our new place.

This goes out to all my ex boyfriends or other weird stalkers reading this:
I AM SO HAPPY AND MY LIFE IS BRILLIANT! My job is brilliant, my boyfriends is sexy, I own a home and my fart does not smell!
Okay, got that off my chest, now let me show you my home!


The Soviet era pearl taken into modern times
or
painted all the errors over with a extra thick layer:



The floor my generation loves and my grandfather's generation hates:


Special thanks goes out to Otti and Sons furniture company:


Beware! I'm planning to become the George of the Jungle, 
taking care of plants before babies:


Da lääonž eeria:


Game of Thrones + scented candles + more booze than should be allowed
=
a bloody perfect evening:


Play that funky music white boy:


Look at this hipster decoration:


And the area we actually spend time in,
I don't even know what are the other rooms for?


Adult life rules!
Waffles for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
This is the original Netflix and chill moment:

Black hill is cool, yo: