I'm Wilma. Girl. No dragon tattoo. I love theatre, history, music that makes me orgasm and taking pictures. I split myself between two places (Stockholm-Tallinn), my current hub is Tallinn. Wherever my circus goes, there's always a party. If the party does end, I watch cat videos and blog about it all. Check out my yearly summaries below to get to know me a bit better:

Sunday, November 4, 2018

Big lights will inspire you in New York

Last week I got a magical chance to bite once again the Big Apple. This time I had a bit bigger bit to chew on, since I was there on a working trip. No bullshit, I love my job and I love New York.


The city was my office. Not too shabby:


I tried to flatter myself after 14 hour trip
that gave me designer bags under my eyes:


Face down, ass up,
that's the way
I like to jump into my hotel bed after a long day:


We conquered the colourful streets with my travel companion:


Warm socks will make the autumn go away:


The people of New York:


"STAP RAIT NÕO, THÄNK JU VÖRI MATS!
AI NIID SAMBADI VIT A HÜMAN TATŠ"


Wilma Circus tour is trying to visit ALL the & Other Stories stores in the world:


Tipping makes my head ache.
Tax not showing on the price-signs is just messy.
But this is America!


GOING WILD! The tea lover in me only drinks coffee once a year,
but I just had to try the pumpkin spice latte, which was my second cup of coffee in 2018.
 USA + Halloween + pumpkin spice + caffeine = I was high as a kite: 


Fashion alert! In the upcoming season the bag should be as big as you, 
so you could live there when the weather gets tough:


Jeremy Scott in the building
(I pinched myself, but it was really happening):


An American and an European talking about how 
pigeons are like in every country despite the climate. 
What's up with that?


It's called football not soccer, look it up:


That moment when you are scared to wake up 
to only realise that your pillow is wet from your drool and it all was only a dream:


It's showtime!


The lovers of RuPaul Drag Race...
SISSY THAT WALK!:


Naomi Campbell walked by and temperatures rose:


Big city vibes are messing with my head:


The cars there are ridiculously "Let's make America great again" styled:


Last time in New York I skipped the Brooklyn Bridge,
so I had to make amends:


The awkward selfie that I took in the middle of crowded Brooklyn Bridge:


Sadly I had to take my "Wilma loves Fred" lock back home with me:


Can we just take a moment and embrace the Whole Foods Market,
generally pleasing for people with OCD:


After few days of glamorous life on Manhattan, we moved with my colleagues to Brooklyn
and lived our champagne lifestyle with Mõmmi lemonade budget:


The awesome PR team, my superwomen:


I am so grateful that my colleagues listened my lunatic recommendation
to have the best pancakes there is. I tested them out last time and 
I have had wet dreams about them since then. Big up for Five Leaves!:


It's all about the honeycomb butter at the top, 
that will be minute on your lips and lifetime on your hips.
Honeycomb Butter:
(8 3/4oz Unsalted Butter, Softened 3 1/2oz Sugar Honeycomb, Crushed 2 tbsp Honey):


Probably the last breakfast outside before the long winter,
let's just enjoy the moment:


New York has "shut up and take my money" shopping vibes:


My company took over New York with a fashion storm:


Concrete jungle at its finest:


American squirrel has bigger balls and he asked for a tip as well:


"Got nuts, bro?!"


I will now sit down and be humble
to be given this chance to be there:

Sunday, October 28, 2018

Rasmus support group a.k.a Vilja's baby shower

My dear deskmate from highschool is was pregnant! I have to use the past tense, since I am so terribly late with this post that Rasmus has already entered this world. 

However last month Vilja was heavily pregnant and
 I flew to Stockholm to see it with my own eyes.


Kairi, Piret and I decided to make a diaper cake
and I wish I could say that we knew what we were doing...:


Next day we woke up early to head to Vilja's place. 
She was taken to IKEA to have breakfast (how very Swedish), 
so we had time to set up the party:


That moment when you love balloons, but cannot handle another one 
without passing away from lack of oxygen:


It took 4 ladies and a baby to figure our how to extend the table
(we didn't live there, so we had some trouble):


It was also a brilliant plan to include the calmest baby in the world into the celebrations, 
so Vilja would think all the babies are like that:


Baby shower rule number one = have good food and lots of it:


Ladies and gentlemen, this cake can handle baby poop for 9 (!) days.
On the 10th you are on your own:


Vilja's stomach was ridiculously small,
can you even spot it?:


It looks like poop, 
but this is what you get when you do baby food tasting:


Hello, Rasmus!:


The baby in the trolley had milk coma:


Vilja is now prepared for the poop storm:


Estonian beauties living around the world:


"Wait, I'll just suck this cat while you explain how magnets work":


Two babies and Vilja:


It is not photoshopped, she was actually pregnant:


The moment you realise that soon you can be called MILF:


The moment you hear that Estonian-Swedish school in Stockholm is haunted:


We had to examine Vilja and guess how big is her tummy...


...and we failed miserably:


Welcome Rasmus! Sov några nätter för mammas skull.