I'm Wilma. Girl. No dragon tattoo. I love theatre, history, music that makes me orgasm and taking pictures. I split myself between two places (Stockholm-Tallinn), my current hub is Tallinn. Wherever my circus goes, there's always a party. If the party does end, I watch cat videos and blog about it all. Check out my yearly summaries below to get to know me a bit better:

Saturday, April 20, 2013

Why Estonian people fuck Finns? = Juho (juːhuː)

My friend had a difficult day on Monday with a job interview in London, that is why we needed to relax completely and not to allow anything upset us the next day.

The result of the evening - people went and came, but one Finn was rendered speechless and acted in the usual way because of having had too much alcohol.

Why Estonian people fuck Finns? 
We were classy as fuck, since we had a proper tea before levelling up.
I guess Whittard is not pleased to have this kind of promotion:

Screaming. Ordering. Pushing him on the edge.
He gave in, even though his mother said never to accept drinks from Estonians:

The start was overly humble, but the ending became rather humorous. 
Vodka, a chair and a little thyme for the taste = best cocktail ever:


The ultimate discovery = thyme is absolutely fabulous:

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Back in Sweden and Daughter at Debaser

Since I did not keep up with my uni assignments while in Estonia, I had rather tough first days back in Sweden. Own stupidity fucked me sideways. Reading about things I could not care less and interfering it all with thoughts about how the hell am I going to move all the shit I have here back home. Home...mmm.
Also long-waited spring came so suddenly, it hit me with its best shot.

I guess I have become babysitter 2013, as my children love me to bits. When my little girl fell at school, she managed to tell the teachers through hysterical crying that she needs me not her mom. Fafaffafafafaffaaaa. Anyways I love both of my new families, who have restored my faith in humankind. 
(The girl also has a three years long relationship, aww.)

My living-room two times a week or even more:

Proof for my family that I do eat here:


Proof for everyone that Finnish people do drink ISO beer:

I will start playing lottery to win loads of money. Then I will buy a television company just to give Eero his own TV show. After that I will retire and watch him at home everyday. Yes, he is that cool.
I have changed my thinking about the Finns. okou:

This is a Finn being overly happy and emotional.
Colourful internal life:

This was Debaser on the night when Daughter was preforming. The queue was massive, but we got in and enjoyed it to the maximum.
Behind Ott we can see the exhibit A:


Daughter! ! !
me laik laik laik laik laika!:


Bear's Den:


After it all high as a kite:

Music and love are irreplaceable in my life.

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Tallinn versus Liverpool

The game is on.
Tallinn versus Liverpool.



Long live Marks and Spencer.

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Last days in Eastern Europe.

I am back in Stockholm with mixed emotions. Of course I still like it here, but I feel like I am done with this town, therefore I will be going back to Estonia soon. 
My sweet little Eastern European state, I love it to bits.

Before I have to sum up my stay in Estonia. Here are the last days there:

Despite the two meters of snow at our garden, we still managed to officially open the grill season:


One day we were rolling-rolling-rolling to Kehra to check out our summer cottage, our Nirvana.
There I want to run around naked and drive a tractor soon:


It is hard to bitch about the weather, when it welcomes you like this
(even though Sweden seemed like Bahamas, with no snow and hot weather):


Bööööyyyyfffrrrriiiieeeennnnddd.
Drinking tea, eating cookies and talking about deep secrets of the World:


I should start getting driving licence and stop bugging people: 


Tallinn at its glory:


Our own L.A.:

Arriving to Stockholm, teardrops in my eyes

Thursday, April 11, 2013

My friend Sven exploring Stockholm - ohne dich ist alles doof.

Maybe you remember my friend Sven, who was my neighbour the first half a year. Then he moved back to Germany and I cried a little. 
Today is his birthday. Luckily he came to visit me, so we could spend the day together.

Here is what we did:

We woke up and watched Estonian TV, 
he did not understand a thing, but maintained positive spirit:


We had an extraordinary birthday breakfast.
Since he had a cupcake already in his hand, I ate it all:

He wanted to inhale some fresh air at the balcony, so we did:


Go home hippy, Woodstock is over!:



203 makes people smile:


The newer train, he likes it:


The older train...he still seems to like it:


Proper tourist went sight-seeing.
Stockhome:


Since I had to study at the library and Sven did not have anything to do, he started creeping people:


Tried to concetrate, but Sven was like
 "Me! Me! Me! Here! Here! Here!":

Still holding the cupcake. BRAVE!

Of course we had to wait like 15min for the bus and I was getting super pissed.
He was high as a kite:

ohne dich ist alles doof.

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Day full of rap, ballet, indie and minimal põlgutus.

Ending the night before at Levikas drinking whiskey 5am. Then waking up the next day with a feeling that you just want to cuddle with your pillow and watch QI forever. No-can-do, because TMW did not sleep and went on with full throttle. 
First step citystage at Biit, then ballet at Estonia theatre, which was followed by Positivus showcase at Sõprus. To top it all, after we went to Sam's new nest *slash* studio *slash* whatever you want it to be. 
Those days are just amazing, when you are deadly tired and fell a sleep with a stupid smirk on.

Citystage at Biit
Woman in the front "I cannot believe that you did, what you did yesterday":

https://soundcloud.com/dvph (Stolen from TMW flickr, made by Johanna Eenma):


*aplaus*:


Lau Nau at Foxy Vintage

Boyfriend took my hand a guided me through Estonian National Opera theatre, since I looked up all the time.  

Ballet halftime, us and some bitches:


I just had to wear high heels, when only two weeks had passed from the day I visited the emergency room.
Even though I believed I killed it, I actually looked like a pirate captain with a wooden leg:

Even East side has blue skies:

It was a great moment to walk in with my Positivus 2012 handband on.
Bitches be crazy:

My Mister had a musical orgasm there:


I ate it, it was good:




Bandits of the Old Town (boy on the left has a birthday tomorrow. I dig b-days):

 Sam has this comforting, soft and warm place just across Sõprus. Bliss.
I sat there as boys were delirious over cables (?), keyboards (?), machines (?) - I guess I have no idea what I am talking about:

musid ja paid