I'm Wilma. Girl. No dragon tattoo. I love theatre, history, music that makes me orgasm and taking pictures. I split myself between two places (Stockholm-Tallinn), my current hub is Tallinn. Wherever my circus goes, there's always a party. If the party does end, I watch cat videos and blog about it all. Check out my yearly summaries below to get to know me a bit better:

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Wilma Circus appreciates good fun. Especially on her birthday.

Yesterday was my twenty second birthday. Since I crew up with my great-grandmother, I take ageing rather seriously and I do it with pride. I am actually just celebrating my way getting on 'Prillitoos' birthday list. Well, THAT is a great honour, but until then birthday is just a great time spent with close friends and giving my mother a high-five that she manage to give birth to me on backseat of a Ziguli. Although I live in Stockholm now and my dearest are scattered around Tallinn, London, Helsinki and Amsterdam, then I was not able to have a big company on my birthday. Luckily I have Ott here, the hero, who got us out from a boring lecture, which meant that we had more time at amusement park Gröna Lund.
At the age of twelve or so, my grandfather understood that I cannot be entertained with Pipi theme parks anymore. Then he introduced me to this wonderful place and thereon Grönan has always been at top of my list.

Life is a wild ride. Keep on keeping on:
Living at my grandfather's place is a bliss, because on my birthday morning a piece of Prinsessan tårta and my favourite primulas (that my grandfather picked himself) were waiting for me:


Trying to be nice and all on my birthday, but since I am trying to get rid of my bangs, I am dealing with a messy situation. #girlproblems:


I wasn't that excited about the weather that day:


Then I had a totally boring lecture, luckily Ott stood up and went to the teacher and said "It's her birthday, I made restaurant reservations." Off we went:


Straight to Gröna Lund and first things first.
Ott and his addictions:


The best place to work at, just for the sake of writing on your CV 
"work experience - being a gorilla":


I never had such a good fellow been with me, who enjoys adrenalin as much as I do:


I can now even hide my excitement and look decent. 
Being a grown-up woman is so amazing!


Fuelling up:


Rule number one 
Do not stand under attractions, you may get hit by accidental vomit:

After me and Kaur have welcomed a baby into this world, then we'll take the day off with Erik and Laura. Our babies will ride this attraction the whole day, while mommies and daddies are having some fun:


"Please, please. Let's get these tickets!":


Do not worry, we have supplies for a case of an emergency: 


All the jewellery removed. Hopefully shoes won't fell off. 
Time for fun!


Ott is just cruising around:


The new attraction Eclipse. Our jury would say "BLOODY AMAZING. 12 points":


Lustiga huset 
Käisime Ottiga lõbumajas. Pure joy.


How I would look at the age of 92 (actually that tube was spinning):


My favourite Frill Fall, absolutely free fall. The best 5 seconds of your life. 
I should look up my pictures when I was 12. Fritt fall and I have already had a 10 year old relationship.


The most enjoyable experience was that we saw the sunset about twenty two times.
The life up there is so much more fabulous:


The last ride, before we go-go:


"I am the queen of the wooooorld!"


 Yes, we can!


My hair gives the hint of movement.
(The best sightseeing place in Stockholm):


I have the same picture in my passport:


Bye. Bye. The day full of joy.
Bollocks, I have to wait now one year.

Monday, May 20, 2013

My eight year old can take better pictures than I can.

Today I was able to pretend that I was a soccer mom, since my little boy had his want-to-be-like-Zlatan training. Afterwards we were trying out his new birthday camera, but he really dug mine more.
He was surprisingly good at it.

Here you are, me-me-me-me and me.

The squirrel was pooping down from a tree:
Spring makes you go all starfish and everything:


Do not complain, enjoy that it is a fucking flower not tonnes of snow:


"What face should I make?" - "Is this OK?!"


Me and my buddy holding on:


Thinking of this :


Booger, booger, booger:

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Back in Stockholm for few weeks

I came back to Stockholm on Wednesday night and it felt quite weird, since I do not have a home anymore. Basically I came to write an exam, which ends my studies here, nothing more. The first nights Ott was kind enough to give me a warm bed and proper Lappis experience. We went out to Red Bull Music Academy event, which included me drinking energy drinks. As I do not have a lot of addictions - I do not smoke, drink coffee nor does my tea include caffeine, then, long story short, I almost passed out like they do in Telenovelas. 
After regaining myself I did some babysitting and birthday shopping. Yes, I still love birthdays and mine is three days away. Bring it on! Also I am now at my grandfather's place. Sweet.

The pictures here might be boring, but I have put myself on hold. Good stuff coming up soon. Promise.

Ada at Kåken. Listen.
RBMA:
Proper lecture and interview before going live:

After we had long conversations about God, we understood with Ott that only non-sense we are ready to understand is art.
In galleries we trust!:


The weather here is two weeks ahead from Tallinn.
I came with winter clothes. FML:


Please, I need this as a birthday gift. Yes, when you are young you want toys, then you want clothes and then you start wishing for furniture. Growing up, oy!


6€ for vinyls to cassette recorder:  


A little girl, who likes me to be her mother and a dog the family rescued from Russia.
Perfect combo:


Creepy much?


I am more into LEGOs than children are:

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Girls night out and Haigla party = Tegin Trammiga paar tiiru

I will tell you a story about one night that makes me giggle throughout next months. Yes, it is rather primitive which makes it even better.
On Friday I met up with Ian then my brother and then Ivan. Fast and furious catching up that gave me pleasant emotions, wide smile and distended tummy.
Last but not least I went to Triin's place with my Marks & Spencer wine and things started to happen. Just come along, I will show you.

Vanja, cocktail and sweet slice of cake - what more could a girl ask for: 


Rest of the post is hidden behind the magical "Click here to see more circus" button and there's a good reasons for it. The girl, who fell down from stairs while drunk has a reputation to keep up with.
Luckily I have Triin, who is just my glass of wine and has the same pace as I do:


"Roses are red,
Pickles are green
 I love your legs
and what's between":


Triin just came from an enlightenment trip, where she learned how to drink vodka with lemon, sugar and coffee powder. She was ready to spread the new religion:


Sõuan elu laineharjal:


"I can haz hai faiv":


Thinking about which curtains would fit there:


"Give a pound, lock it down, break a pickle - 
tickle tickle.":


 Bomfunk MC song "Freestyler" and say no more:


We did some math and found out that we are really bad at it, so we accentuated our sexuality instead. 
Thank God that we are at least pretty:


The dwarf on the shelf made a picture and caught us by surprise:


Counterweight for cooking shows, we should start doing our own programme, where we would teach different interesting ways how to drink vodka: 


"All the single ladies, all the single ladies...":


When life gives you lemons:


Girl talk that makes you walk on walls:

Then we took taxi to Telliskivi. Kersten and Rasmus came with us, but let's face the fucking fact, we were several massive steps ahead. If you know what I mean
Playgrounds make her horny:


Moments after we called Karl Laumets, Triin makes a perfect smise, because the room was full of smoke:


"Johaidii, sina ka siin"the most common sentence in Estonian language:


Having an occasional mõnna moments with the bass:

"Rööölly?"


Thoughts about how we did not have to pay for the ticket makes Triin happy:


Balti Jaam romance. While the house of government shines bright, ordinary people enjoy some drinkies in the dark
"Aga kas sina tead, kes sul külas on käinud?":


We found two guys who were inadequately dressed, of course they were from Liverpool.
Also they were waiting for a train to Paldiski at 3am, not very bright, therefore we recommended them  to follow the passing girls, so they would end up at a party. We were really badass pimps, although I guess those girls were freaking out, since two guys were following them in the dark
Peace!:


Säästuralli ja hullud ööd.
We managed not to pay for a lot of things, since drinks were coming on their own. Mystery: 
  

Well, taking about mysteries...We woke up with Triin the next day our pockets full of toilet paper and memories empty of details. We asked each other what had happened? and turned to our camera, which told us about our adventures with a toilet seat and some rolls of toilet paper.
Generating good ideas since 1991:


We should send an apology note to Levikas and also a Thank You card,
 since how many times in your life you can be a toilet ninja?


I called my boyfriend to say I am all right, but only he heard was someone screaming in the background "Oh, you, you have a toilet seat around your neck"
Not a single sense was given that night:

To sum it all up. Especially the morning after. I took the bus home and people refused to sit next to me. In those moments you know, that you have lived your life right: