I'm Wilma. Girl. No dragon tattoo. I love theatre, history, music that makes me orgasm and taking pictures. I split myself between two places (Stockholm-Tallinn), my current hub is Tallinn. Wherever my circus goes, there's always a party. If the party does end, I watch cat videos and blog about it all. Check out my yearly summaries below to get to know me a bit better:

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Krossa fest 2015

11th time now Raimond has celebrated his birthday with a week long festival at Hiiumaa. When last year we accidentally dropped by, then this year we were lucky to stay longer. I've heard legends about the festival, starting with Eastern European girls making out (still can be found on youtube) and  ending with more fun than should be allowed. Can't deny that this time it was more mellow, however we did arrive at the end of the week, so several litres of Torni Vodka had already been consumed. 
Special thanks to Selver autolahvka.


Gentlemen protecting their towers:


DIY Uno cards.
If there's "Yellow" written on it, then it's "Yellow". No questions asked:


Meat and grill paradise, 
vegetarians look the other way:



If at winter time this much light means 3PM, 
then this picture is taken after midnight.
Summer is amazing:


Golden boys:


 Walking was overrated the day after:


The birthday boy wore a clear message:


Meet Sven.
He is an Australian terrier and he is the reason why I ask Fred every other minute 
"Could we get a dog, please?":


Krossa starfish:


If this is not "lebos" then I don't know what is:


Sven is a Jesus and can walk on water,
he is just THAT cool:


Showing girls some awesome moves:


"Excuse me, Madame. Have you seen a squirrel running by?"


Bad to the bone biker with a straw hat:


It's difficult to ignore Sven:


Also dawg Albert needed some attention:


Different techniques of chillaxing:  


Krossa has a guest book full of gold:


Haven't checked my phone for two days.
Mom, don't worry, I'm more than fine:


Paula went travelling and stayed for a year and a half, 
however came back with a great catch named Andy.
Raimond is evaluating the catch:


On the last night Mihkel rocked his socks off:


Estonian summer ✓.
No tan, no proof:


"Hey, babe. Have you seen my dawg":


The ferry queue was usually long. We left the car owners behind and cycled onboard.
Bye, bye Hiiumaa:


Mom, I'm ok.
Put the kettle on, I'll be home in three hours:

Sunday, July 12, 2015

I don't always put heels on, but when I do...

Ian was back from London,
I put my absolutely fabulous on.


Over posing overdose:


He asked a picture just from the food, 
yet I think his hairy chin compliments the scenery:


Of course I ate rainbow food together with him:


There's no place like Müürivahe home. 
Mom, please don't sell the house, since
Ian needs a space for his SO, five dogs and old lady Wilma:

Life together with him is as easy breezy as the lavender has next to sunny Gourmet Club:


"Sunshine gossip":

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

How to trick people into thinking that Estonia has a lovely climate

New pictures with old news got just processed.
In May we celebrated that Ott got a big bowl with hot water.
So we made a human soup.

Pale white skins see the sun after 9 months of hibernations:


Yoga inspired by Karl Freidrich:


Delicious soup with a little scoop of girls:


"Winter in Italy looks like this.":


Too hot...
must drink...
...lemonade.

Next day it snowed again.

Sunday, June 28, 2015

Diva by the Queen B

When Ian comes back from London for a brief week, you just clear your schedule and put on your dance shoes. No questions asked.

The magic cap that makes you feel like a Independent Woman, 
check ✓:


Keep-the-rules-out-but-wisdom-in evening 
(spoiler alert, I managed to lose both by 4AM)


It's inconvenient to carry with a disco ball,
better wear shiny pants instead. #Fridaynightwin


Probably making a quick Skype call with granny:


Trying to touch her ass, but still too shy:


Džeišus!


Maybe we found the self-timer button on the camera
and totally over abused it.
So embrace yourselves...:


Ian and ze ladies:


He is now strong enough to lift me.
I HAVE WAITED TEN YEARS FOR THIS!


*khm* we're not actually blood relatives:


The perfect eyebrows trolleybus girl:


Connecting people:


London has done him justice.
He has lost extra weight and gained so much swag:


Perhaps we listened few Queen B tunes.


I love him despite the farts and ambulances:


More hotness than should be allowed:


Time to go out.
"Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who's the first one to fall on the dance floor?"


"Mom, I'm ueufejlaisfupa9ufoe":


While out we met some pretty cool people.
(when did Ian's chin got so hairy?):


Mr.Ingu!:

Meliss!:


Then I matched on Tinder with this handsome guy,
however going home with him did not seem an option:


"Promise not to have too much fun without me":

And the finding myself tucked in bed,
the cab ride, the memory gone from my head.