Buongiorno Italia! Ciao Como-Milano-Genova-L'ago! (1/4)

The Italy plan started few months ago when Fred was scrolling the homepage of our favourite band and he discovered a music festival in Italy with tickets as cheap as 12€. Not a lot of thought went into it before we already bought the tickets. Then we started manipulating our dear friends, so Ott and Erik also did it, the reason was "So cheap, no problem if we can't go". But we went! Spoiler alert...we had a bloody blast.

The Italy trip is divided into four blogposts and I start with two first days, which include Fred and I being alone in Como, meeting Erik & Laura in Milan and tripping balls to our Airbnb mansion. 

(I have suffered from the overflow of your vacation pictures, now it is time to suck on mine.)

We started off at a place near Swiss-Italian border, the Como lake. 

First day of the trip we were just the two of us doing romance 

and trying to find George Clooney's mansion:

We had a lovely Airbnb apartment in the heart of the old town,

the door so big, the ceiling so high and the balcony so Italian: 

The pale girl has never been to such a warm place,

my icy heart started to melt:

One epic church after another:

At the same time I sent updates to England, to Erik & Laura who joined the next day.

Example A "The toilet flushing system is madness here. Sometimes you have to pull, sometimes you have to push, but sometimes it is automated and it flushes when you open the toilet door while praying that the flushing works this time. DIO MIO!" 

Then we took the funicular and went to heaven:

The city of Como (and fir trees??):

Did a little kissing, shared a little love,

basically got down that night:

Caught a humpback whale:

When a moon hits your eye

like a big pizza pie

that's amore!:

In Italy all cars were dented and all scooters had load horns:

Buenasera! Vino blanco? Vino rosso?:

Some pizzas and pastas later a gelato was a must:

Walking home, holding the sexiest man alive in one hand and the yummiest gelato in another,

that is bliss:

The budget of the trip:

Gelato 70% of our €€€:

The next day we left the small Como behind and went to Milano.

The pigeons were in charge there:

Sending hugs to the Pope:

Galleria Vittorio Emanuele II, one of the oldest shopping malls.

Italians love their things shiny, hairy and expensive:

After big noisy Milano took the best of us,

two lovely people rescued us and the trip to Cinque Terre began:

We stopped at Genova for grocery shopping,

the fishy is like "AAYYEE, MATES!":

THE FOOD IN THIS COUNTRY!!!

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! Спасибо!

Late at night we arrived to L'ago to our Airbnb mansion...and now I know why that woman screamed "MINU KODOMAA! Nii ilus väää?!" and started to cry.

Prawns, pasta, wine and the best company there is:

Happy kid being happy for not being a vegetarian:

The best TV show seen from our balcony every night:

TO BE CONTINUED...

Annual tradition: Ian's special day in Haapsalu

Delayed post is delayed, however Italy was so eventful that I completely unplugged myself from the World. 

Nevertheless my little bro had a birthday and we didn't want to ruin the tradition so we took the bandwagon to Haapsalu. Check last years post (click).

Meet Ian, he is smart, sexy and single 

(and ready to mingle):

I picked the birthday boy up with a car full of balloons. 

NEVER TOO OLD!

Since Ian lives in London and is rarely in Estonia,

then driving through his grandmother's place before Haapsalu was a must.

Little "blueberry pickin' and wood lickin'":

Wööööörk those Wellington boots!:

They both had a flashback from the year before,

when a crazy cat lady made a legendary appearance at Ian's birthday.

Sadly this year the invitation got lost in the mail:

Closest we have ever been to Rummu quarry,

a little selfie before we go-go:

Next stop Haapsalu.

Summer cottage glam while gazing the bag of crisps:

Oh, the ceiling looks absolutely fabulous:

BALLZ!:

Trying to remember when was the last time I shaved my legs:

The happy kid who got an early Christmas present from Spain:

Ian + I = random photoshoot (and it has been like that from the beginning of time)

The dream team:

Last year it was like 20 degrees warmer, 

the winter is coming:

The struggle was real:

Haapsalu, my love:

Met up with auntie Dietrich:

Some prawns were eaten...

...some vodka shots were taken:

The morning after, when the wasps were conquering the house,

it was perfect time to leave Haapsalu once again.

Next year, same time!

I'll just leave this 2008 here...

Mister Lynx and Miss Smith

My vacation started and I came to recover myself in Estonia. 

Basically straight from airport to Romantiku road, where O and M had their birthday party. By the way huge thanks to the birthday children for pushing the dates so I could be with the gang. 

Gangsta rap made me do it:

Enjoying the Estonian bikini weather and worrying about the lack of sunscreen we took with:

The best there is = friends around,

the worst there is = wet crisps:

The wettest bitches around:

"How the hell did I survive a whole year in Estonia?" the Englishman is thinking:

Hurmur:

"So you didn't know that vegan condoms excist?" the Berliner said:

"We pray our dicks get big as the Eiffel Tower,

so we could fuck the world for 72 hours":

25 x 365 days around the Sun has made our head spin:

We ball:

Some things are hard to explain 

(M is smizing his ass off tho):

The best dish there is = big bowl of friends:

The hosts had prepared a very creative quiz. 

Our entry for the Scooter Romantiku style:

The never-ending nights with silly Spotify playlists:

He kisses the hangover away:

"Your breath smells, Wilma!":

"What did we do last night?"

Maybe few men accidentally fell into the black wet hole,

however everyone survived:

It was in your face party:

The Romantiku road through history.

2008-2010 memory and evidence lost in space 

2011 it was girls and cake:

2012 it was shots, pickles and longboard:

2013 it was tattoos and Chrystal Cunt t-shirts:

2014 it was surprise Epifolium concert and blind jumps:

2015 the greatest Spotify playlist was created and tested through:

*happy tears*